June 30, 2008 by haikubirdie
Someone got a Wii
and I’ve been playing it lots
way too much even!

Some Wario Ware
Smash bros, Mario Kart
and lots of Wii Sports
all weekend I played
and now I’m so very sore
from being lazy
Tags: awesome sauce, lazy, mario, nintendo, smash bros. brawl, wii, wii sports
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June 13, 2008 by haikubirdie
Once in a long while
I visit an open mic
to watch the people
I’d describe the show
But I would be insulting
and that is unfair
So to be kinder
I enjoyed the company
and also the wine
Tags: acoustic guitars, art, coffee, coffeehouse, folk, open mic, open seasame, uncommon grounds, underage girls, wine
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June 5, 2008 by haikubirdie
On the First Wednesdays
Jacksonville has it’s “Art Walk”
it’s a lot of fun
People drink for free
and look in some galleries
and drink in public
Mostly scenester kids
and the aging hipster types
think I’m the latter?

So I’ll visit friends
some had their art on display
it makes me jealous
While I wander ’round
I pass out mini-comix
it startles people.
Tags: artsy types, Artwalk, drinking, free booze, hipster doofus, Jacksonville, mini comix, nasty wine, pretentious people, scenester kids
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June 2, 2008 by haikubirdie

My most nagging thoughts
Why am I drawing comics
instead of real work?
Tags: Akira, comic, couch, self doubt
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May 30, 2008 by haikubirdie
Went outside today
visiting various spots
to get some fresh air
When outside Target
I made a bad conclusion
about summer attire

I’ll admit right now
I have absurd dirty thoughts
I’m human I guess
Tags: boobs, cleaveage, comic, florida, target
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May 20, 2008 by haikubirdie
The lunchtime discourse
on types of meat worth eating
between the two buns

Tags: Bison Burgers, heather, Heather Burger, Manatee, Manatee Burgers, Ruby Tuesdays
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May 15, 2008 by haikubirdie
Savage Love Podcast
the dirtyiest amusement
I needed daily

Very amusing
eighty-two to listen to
seventy to go!
Tags: chibi-birdie, Dan Savage, dolphin sex, Podcast
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May 13, 2008 by haikubirdie

Friday we were out
at the “9th and Main” venue
guess where it could be?
Shawn played with friends
and I got to play a bit
and rocked my socks off
We hung out til late
talking to melissa’s friends
cool seattle dudes
Saturday was planned
Melissa’s garden party
it was a success
playing more music
and talking to friendly folks
it was so zen-like
Quaint Utopia
life was peaceful and serene
I had a great time
We reconviened soon
to Melissa’s porch party
and had so much fun
Shawn was a machine
playing almost all requests
and rockin’ ‘em out
I was so worn out
I slept through all of sunday
but I called my mom!
* Melissa totally said that not me! I might have been thinking it though
Tags: 9th and main, beer, garden party, lots of beer, melissa, mother's day, music, shawn, tambourine, utopia
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May 10, 2008 by haikubirdie
I went out last night
to see my friend Shawn Lightfoot
play some great music
It was a great night
me playing my tambourines
for a few free beers
I made some new friends
and reaquainted as well
it was a great time

The girl did sing well
but her soft voice and picking
made me so sleepy
The rockin’ part came
with Arvid on EVERYTHING
he rocks stuff with strings
sitar to guitar
six or a few dozen strings
he can play it all
I was quite lucky
to play my favorite song
Sweet Em’ly Brown
Tags: 9th and main, beer, free beer, music, rock, shawn, tambourine
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May 7, 2008 by haikubirdie

There’s a nostalgia
when I shop at gas stations
working there before
I worked really hard
for idiotic shoppers
it’s how I got here
I’d draw these comics
about stupid dialogues
between me and them
this one’s different
because i’m the customer
and the clerk is rude 
Tags: clerks, gas station, soda
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